.  AN ENTIRELY UNREMARKABLE JEWELRY BOX  .
Perhaps this particular piece was owned by someone of significant rank or wealth? A Countess, perhaps? Or a Saint of some renown? There must be some reason for such an ordinary jewelry box to be on offer in an auction of otherwise dangerous and esoteric artifacts. Though, at first glance, there is simply nothing obviously unique about it. The metalwork is passable and the rubies set in the lid shimmer brightly, but something like this could be found in the window of any silversmith in town.Anyone who seeks to view this item before bidding will be thoroughly warned to avoid opening it. The Order of Saint Gabineaux will not be responsible for any injuries that may be sustained in the act of ignoring such sound advice.Should anyone attempt to open the box they will quickly discover that it is a rather diminutive mimic and not a jewelry box at all. It would make a lovely gift for the weird little guy in your life. Or, for your favorite frenemy..  STARTING BID  .
70,000 gil

.  SECRET KEEPER .
Supposedly designed by one of Halone's most devout, this gilded journal is intended to convey each confession inked onto its pages to a priest who will then absolve the writer without the need for a trip to an in-person confessional.There can be no promise of absolution, of course. No one in The Order would presume to speak for the Fury herself, but every word penned in this journal seems to vanish into thin air, either to be stored for later use or to be delivered to whatever member of the clergy responsible for receiving such confessions.Even if the story of the journal were to be false and it was simply a vault for storing one's deepest and darkest secrets, it would still be quite the invaluable tool, for surely it has all sorts of secrets stored in its pages? How many deeply troubled men have owned this in the past? If you could crack the enchantments wide open what might you learn?.  STARTING BID  .
80,000 gil

.  TIMMY .
Timmy is a terribly adorable stuffed penguin. At first glance he doesn't appear to be anything more than a child's toy, but the Brothers insist that he is quite unique. They are not certain if Timmy is haunted or simply enchanted, but plush bird is fond of hide and seek. Do not take your eyes off of him, for the moment you do, he will vanish into thin air. Who knows where you will find him next?Timmy is the perfect gift for collectors of haunted items or children in need of a playmate. He is sure to be endless fun for anyone he goes home with. Assuming the Brothers can find him, that is..  STARTING BID  .
25,000 gil

.  THE FINAL REFLECTION .
Arguably the most morbid of The Order's offerings this eve, a small mirror has been set into a ring of aged finger bones. No one is certain who those bones belonged to, but the High Priest seems to prefer the theory that they belonged to a long forgotten Saint who was known to have had the power of the Sight.Gazing into the mirror will show the bearer exactly how they will die. It will spare no detail meaning that it is not intended for the faint of heart.The mirror itself will remain covered until it has been formally sold. There will be no exceptions made. This sort of knowledge and power must be paid for..  STARTING BID  .
250,000 gil

.  KRAKEN'S BLOOD .
Listed as both a collectors item and a unique alchemical reagent, this pint of Kraken's Blood has been properly treated to prevent coagulation and has been stored at the proper temperature to prevent spoilage.Buyers are not advised to open the crystal decanter in which it has been stored, as the scent is truly foul, but any who are well versed in the blood of these beasts would know that is to be expected..  STARTING BID  .
45,000 gil

.  A LOVELY TOURMALINE BROACH .
The cut, color, and setting of this particular piece would be enough to warrant the steep starting price. It is a piece fit for only the highest of the nobility. And yet, its presence in this particular auction suggests that there is more to it than what meets the eye.While it is unclear which brother pulled this particular piece from his collection, he claims it is known to be haunted. Details on the spirit tethered to the shining stone at the center of the broach are hazy at best, those with an interest in death, the afterlife, and those who never truly depart will find this particular bit of jewelry to be the perfect addition to their collection.The High Priest will not give any guarantee that the broach is, in fact, haunted, but one can take the bone-deep chill that radiates from it as evidence..  STARTING BID  .
80,000 gil

.  SILENCE .
The Brothers cannot be certain that this ring was always referred to as 'Silence', but that is what it has always been called since it first entered the vaults of The Order of Saint Gabineaux.At first glance it looks to be a well-crafted men's wedding band. The those with a goldsmith's eye it is easy to determine that it was crafted not with pure gold, but rather with an alloy likely intended to conduct aether. The runic engravings on the inside of the band seem to explain why. Though they are quite esoteric, The Order believes that they are intended to suppress the wearer's ability to wield aether both internal and external, effectively silencing the wearer's ability to cast.Potential buyers will not be allowed to try on this particular piece given that the enchantment also makes it difficult to remove once on. Anyone who tries it on against advice commits to spending at least thrice the starting bid as it is now theirs..  STARTING BID  .
175,000 gil

.  EYE OF THE HYDRA .
Another rare alchemical reagent from The Order's private stores. This particular eye is quite large, and is rumored to have been harvested from the center head of a large beast who inspired terror in all who set eyes upon it.The High Priest will happily confirm that staring into the eye for overly long will lead to an intense feeling of fear and dread. As the proud owner of the second eye, he performed the appropriate tests personally and found the effect to be both fascinating and overwhelming. A must have for any collector of monster memorabilia..  STARTING BID  .
50,000 gil

.  TRANSFUSION  .
One could be forgiven for mistaking this drink as nothing more than a party favor. Grape juice, vodka, ginger beer, and a hint of lime have been mixed and served to each patron in their own blood bag. It looks and smells like your typical All Saints fare. But how does it taste?An underlying metallic tinge might suggest just what is hiding beneath the fruity flavors of this beverage, but most will ignore it after the first drink. Even the smallest of sips will make the drinker feel absolutely euphoric. Any pains they may have come in with will ease, bruises and open wounds will heal, and the world will seem generally brighter. It's the most delightful drink anyone has ever tasted.What is the potent secret ingredient, you ask? We'll never tell, but there is a small hint in the name.After finishing the first round of Transfusion, please roll /random 10. Anyone who rolls a 6 or lower cannot resist ordering another one. It is absolutely the best thing they have ever tasted.

.  EYE OF NEWT .
Did the eyes in question belong to a man named Newt or did they come from very large newts? It is always difficult to answer that sort of question around The Order. This punch is for the patrons who would not care either way.Ladled from a large bowl behind the bar, Eye of Newt bubbles and froths like a potion straight from the cauldron. The sickly green mix tastes of lime sherbet, ginger ale, and pineapple. A deceptively refreshing brew safe for all to drink. Assuming you don't mind the surprises floating in it.Roll /random 20. Those who roll 1 to 5 find a real human eye floating in their drink. Those who roll 6 to 10 will be fishing out a finger bone or two. 11 to 15 will gift the drinker the tail of a newt. And those who roll 16 to 20 will find their drink utterly free of contaminants. The bartender must really like you.

.  CANDIED LAMB BRAINS  .
These tender sections of fresh lamb brain have been basted in a glaze of honey and brown sugar and baked to perfection. The snap of the candied outside will give way to a delicious and delicate center. It is a culinary experience that can only be found here.

.  ALDGOAT TONGUE SKEWERS  .
These skewers will absolutely melt in your mouth. The tongue was cubed, skewered, and roasted over low coals before being drizzled with a smoked paprika infused crème fraîche. They are the perfect bite for a cold autumn night.

.  LYCANTHROPE  .
This unique smoke smells more of herbs than tobacco. The almost floral scent is gives off is pleasant, at the very least, as is the initial head rush. Though, connoisseurs of this rare blend have often spoken on the intense sensations that grow with each drag. Some have claimed it made them able to hear a single pin drop or smell the scent of even the smallest crumb on the floor. These abilities are temporary, of course, and will wear off in a matter of hours, but that doesn't make them any less overwhelming to those who are not accustomed to parsing so much sensory information all at once. Some grow agitated or obviously frustrated. But it all depends on the smoker. Narrate as you see fit.

.  RULE ONE  .  All order members and guests must be 21+ both ICly and OOCly. If a player is found to have misrepresented their age they will be immediately removed from the discord and will no longer be welcome at in-game events..  RULE TWO  .  It is our goal to make The Order a welcoming space for all who love ‘Weird Little Dudes’. Which means that all guests must be respectful to those around them. We will not tolerate slurs, hate speech, racism, sexism, or any form of harassment. Just don’t be an ass..  RULE THREE   .The Order is an LGBTQ+ owned venue and an open and accepting space for all members of the community. Homophobia, biphobia, and transphobia will not be tolerated..  RULE FOUR   . IC does not equal OOC. We expect everyone to keep this boundary firmly in place..  RULE FIVE   . While guests of the Order will not be searched for weapons at the door, brandishing a weapon is frowned upon. Attempted acts of violence will trigger the Order's wards and result in your character being removed.

.  RULE SIX   .  While the venue and discord server are 21+ and the SFW areas may feature cursing, references to drinking and drugs, or the passing mention of sex, we ask that you keep anything more significant than that in the labeled NSFW channels. Do not post the following content in NSFW channels for any reason: graphic depictions of assault/abuse, anything that would suggest or imply a lack of consent (consensual non-consent is included in this), NSFW depictions of lalafell, and underage individuals..  RULE SEVEN  .  This is not an ERP venue. Please do not attempt to ERP in the server or in the venue. If you find that your RP is drifting in that direction, we ask that you please take that to a private space so as to not cause any discomfort to those who do not wish to engage with it..  RULE EIGHT  . While we all love our IC drama, we prefer that OOC drama be left at the door. Please attempt to settle any OOC issues in DMs before involving a member of staff. Please do not bring drama into public discord channels or into IC spaces.

.  ROOK  .
Age: 39
Gender / Pronouns:
Male, he/him
Areas of Occult Expertise: Vivimancy, Curses, Enchantment, Thaumaturgy, Ritual Magicks

.  VIPER  .
Age: 42
Gender / Pronouns: Male - he/him
Areas of Occult Expertise: Necromancy, Alchemy

.  SIBYL  .
Age: Thirties(?)
Gender / Pronouns: Demi-male, he/her
Areas of Occult Expertise: Divination, Tarotmancy, Chronomancy

.  RED ROSE  .
Age: It isn't polite to ask♪
Gender / Pronouns: Yes ♥ and any/all
Areas of Occult Expertise: Shards, the Ark and all that entails, Death and the Void, cats and their cubes~

.  BELIAS  .
Age: ???
Gender / Pronouns: Male, he/him
Areas of Occult Expertise: Death, Aetherology, History, Mythology, the Void

.  ECNE / ECNA  .
Age: 39
Gender / Pronouns: Masc gender non-conforming; uses he/him for himself, accepts any
Areas of Occult Expertise: Soulsight, Lifestream Manipulation, Some Divination via Vodou.

.  ELATHA  .
Age: 34
Gender / Pronouns: He/Him
Areas of Occult Expertise: Vivimancy, Arcanima, Blood Magic

.  NIX  .
Age:30s
Gender / Pronouns: He/Him
Areas of Occult Expertise: Cryomancy, Runic inscription, Artifact Curation

.  PRINCE  .
Age: 28
Gender / Pronouns: Weird; he / they
Areas of Occult Expertise: Alchemy, Oneirogenics

.  SAGE  .
Age: 24
Gender / Pronouns: Male, He/Him
Areas of Occult Expertise: Voidsent (summoning, binding, ritual use, exorcisms from people, places and things), Lost Magicks/Rituals, Lost Civilizations (namely Gelmorran), Alchemy, Herbology, Curses

.  HARBINGER  .
Age: 34
Gender / Pronouns: Male, He/Him
Areas of Occult Expertise: Ashkin and Vampirism, Dynamis, Spirit Channeling

.  MORT  .
Age: 65
Gender / Pronouns: Male, He/Him
Areas of Occult Expertise: Mediumship, Necromancy, Thaumaturgy, Conjury

.  ALIAS  .
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